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Monday, May 28, 2007

Anything. Whatever. You Decide.

男人最怕的三个答案

(1)随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What do you want for dinner?
女:随便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Men: Steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat will cause pimples 男:要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood not good la, later I get diarrhoea
男:那你说吃什么? Men: Then what do you suggest?
女:随便。Women : Whatever..

(2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?
女:都行。Women: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Men: How about catching a movie? It has been some time since we last caught one.
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Women: Watching movie is a waste of time only
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Men: Let's go bowling then, do some exercises?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such a hot day? You will not feel tired?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have a drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what do you suggest?
女:都行! Women: Anything

(3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Shall we just go home?
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Women: Don't want! Bus is dirty and crowded.
男:那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take the Taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, how about walking back. Taking a stroll is good.
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: How to walk with empty stomach?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let's have dinner first
女:随便。Women: Whatever...
男:吃什么? Men: Eat what?
女:都行 Women: Anyting

(看看四下无人,杀了她......) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill
her....)

This joke reminds me of the 2 famous drinks in Singapore now... Anything & Whatever...






Guys, the only thing you need to figure out is if the girl really meant the drink anything/whatever or was she just saying anything/whatever. Haha!

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