Botak Jones Joke

Words Women Use:
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. "Five Minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of "Fine".)
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing".  (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing".)
6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8) If you say so
Men, take note: this is a trick. This is THE statement that means the opposite of what it says. When a woman says, "If you say so," she actually means, "you're an idiot; I can't believe I ever married you, and you better realize how lucky you are every day of your miserable life." She will then issue forth a loud sigh (see #5), and assign you a task worthy of your limited intelligence (although you will NOT be given the "five minutes" as discussed in #2).
9) Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
10) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's; response to be "nothing" ( refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing").
Source: Found in the Botak Jones Menu

Bflygal's comment: Still remember my friend took a photo of it for the girl... and was telling me about point 9 which I use frequently... I think I use point 1 regularly too..

First time I tried beer outside my home though.. but I didn't drink much...I also didn't want to get drunk.. They told me some thought-provoking stuff.. but I'm still undecided...