Why Did the Chicken cross the road?

Posted to me by a friend through a forwarded email :

SHEED AL SHAF - Iraqi Head of Information.
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
complete fabrication.We do not even have a chicken.

MAHATHIR MOHAMED
I don't agree with anything about American chickens.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.

GOH CHOK TONG (Singapore PM)
Chickens with Home Quarantine Orders cannot cross the
SARS road:
(1)We have electronic tags, home cameras, CISCO
guards, surprise visits and random calls even at
2.00am.
(2) We will name them and shame them.
As the economic cost is very high, we have to make
sure that they do not cross the road with the other
chickens.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.

OPRAH
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of
how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and
went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book - and Internet Explorer is an integral
part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n !!


As for MOI Answer :
Question not why the chicken cross the road. Question why is there a road. Is it for the chickens, ducks, animals, birds, human to cross? Is it to create jobs for people who build roads? Is it meant for crossing or for display? Is it to waste taxpayer's money? Is it going to be a well used road or a deserted road?